i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
