its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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