But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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