How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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