I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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