I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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