I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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