Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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