my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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