dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I want a musical about memes.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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