So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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