It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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