you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Randomize
