hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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