sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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