I CAN MOONWALK!
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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