hell yes lets make some ravioli
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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