you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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