all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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