So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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