GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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