it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You were trust falling into bushes
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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