yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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