Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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