On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
