Umm I'm too high to move.
North Korea, Best Korea!
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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