What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you told grandpa to call you daddy
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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