Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
