ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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