Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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