Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
No subtext here. People are naked.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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