I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
