SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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