On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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