Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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