So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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