Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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