What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
