So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I CAN MOONWALK!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Drake has all the answers
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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