alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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