College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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