I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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