What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
