Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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