Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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