It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
