Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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