escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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