Dual....:-)
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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