can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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