where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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