k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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