I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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